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One boy.
Gently used.
Very good with younger children and animals.
Enjoys trains, trucks, and dirt.
Enjoys trains, trucks, and dirt.
Merely needs room to run, perpetual feeding and an owner with no sense of smell as his idea of good hygiene is limited to wiping his hands in his hair.
Will consider a trade for a large lazy dog.
This, my dear Rhino, is the ad that will run in Sunday's paper if you put me through another day like today.
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Hey, I've been thinking of selling my husband. Maybe we can package them together and sell them as a ready-made family to some poor old maid who doesn't know any better =)
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