Since the Orangutan and Rhino have gone back to school, I've had a lot more time to lavish on Marmoset and she is loving life! It has it...

Sometimes even moms need a little encouragement to know that they are doing okay. We don't get regular performance evaluations like oth...

All together now. Well, duh!! But I don't think you fully grasp what I'm saying. Yes, all children have their own personalities and ...

This is who she bought them for. This is what I've been looking at all morning. She's a fashion plate, she is!

For the first time since my 2 Coronas at last week's Super Bowl I made myself a little cocktail last night. I think I nursed the thing f...

Once again I hear the best stuff when I'm away from the computer and have to try to remember it until I can get home. This is almost al...

Dear Pygmy Marmoset, You are an amusing tenant here at Zoo Suburbia, of that there is no doubt. However, we need to address your skills as a...

Even SuperMom has bonehead moments. And when I say “bonehead,” I mean all out brain fart! How many millions of times have I told the childre...

Some quick lessons I learned all in one day! Children give great fashion advice – if you don’t take it! We were going out to get Mo’s new sn...

Like anything taken on a regular basis, you will build up a tolerance to insanity. I envy the moms who have a “normal” life. Their children...

Pregnancy brain is just training for Mom brain. Remember pregnancy brain? Of course you don’t! You’ve already moved to Mom brain. You would ...

Sometimes you have to use kid logic to figure life out. I have trained my children to scrape their plates into the trash and put them in the...

It’s okay. We all have days when we hate the sound of our own name. I mean, makes your skin crawl, want to stab yourself in the ears HATE t...

{The small male rhino actually.} Dear Zookeeper, I would like to express my dissatisfaction with my personal living arrangements. I no longe...

You don’t really want to know “how?” or “why?” How did the fully clothed baby end up back in the bathtub? Why is the dog wearing my bra? How...

If you take a horse to the grocery store, make sure you take plenty of rope. “Okay,” you are saying to yourself. “You have officially gone ...

You now speak a second language. I’m not referencing Spanish or French or any of those. Yes you may have studied those in high school or col...

Dear Zoo, I sincerely appreciate the time and effort put into your recent correspondence. Please take under advisement that the emergency hu...

Sometimes the only answer is to laugh. When the wheels start to come off, and they will more often than you would like, sometimes the only t...